Fun Size?? NOT!

Dear Snickers People,
Why do you call the teeny tiny Snickers bars "Fun Size"? Are they truly the best size to be called "Fun"? I don't think so. What's fun about opening a bunch of little candy bars in order to get a before-bed chocolate fix? They only start to become fun after I've eaten at least 8. You should rename the "King Size" bar "Fun Size". And maybe rename the "Fun Size" bars "Itty Bitty". Don't get me wrong, they're good....they're just not worthy of the title "Fun Size".
Thank you for your consideration,
Erin


PS - Calories consumed while standing up in a dark kitchen don't count, right? How many calories do you work off opening all those little itty bitty candy bars? Please advise.